''Camps have changed a lot, but even back then we had the VO2 max test. Which — for those fortunate enough to not know — is an exercise that basically tests how fit you are by pushing you to your limit.
''It sucks. In Boston, we did our test on a stationary bike. And, O.K., I have to tell a quick story about the bike. In 2000, when Mike Keenan was our coach, we did all our testing in camp. I rode for about 13 minutes and I think I scored around 50 on the bike, which was below average.''
''Right after I finished, this lanky, blonde-haired kid came in. It was a 21-year-old Joe Thornton. He sat on the bike with a doughnut in his mouth kind of smirking while he ate it.... near Mike Keenan! And he took his time eating that thing, too. Then he rode and scored a 65. Which was really, really good.
And now that doughnut-eating kid is on his way to the Hall of Fame.''